I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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