Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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