well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
