how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Such a big mess for such a small penis
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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