like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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