The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he puts the penis in happiness.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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