She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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