theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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