Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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