...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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