I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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