I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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