real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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