No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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