? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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