Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
