oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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