she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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