hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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