he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
well, you know. whores of a feather.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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