Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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