Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
there is glitter all over my balls
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