Whod you bang
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
