I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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