Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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