Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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