come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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