butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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