I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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