I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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