He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
