The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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