normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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