Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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