You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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