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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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