I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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