OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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