Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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