Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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