It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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