Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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