Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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