Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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