what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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