SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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