i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Acid is not a monday night drug
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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