The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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