i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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