I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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