He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i think my cat just said my name.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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