I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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