whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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